Commercials for Women's Hygiene:
Ladies, we all have.... *whispers* Vaginas. They're dirty and bad and we have to whisper about them because they're disgusting secrets.
Commercial for Men's Erectile issues:
Hey Men! Wanna get hard and can't get hard? Like bein' hard but aren't hard enough? Want everyone to know how big and hard you are? Buy our shit and be hard, because your genitals are fucking AWESOME!